"Mommy do Zombies Go Poopie?

A friend of mine asked me this tonight, and i really got to thinking..
DO zombies poop?!
So i thought i would do some research, and i only had to type in "do zombies" and the 2nd
thing that automatically filled the search bar was "do zombies poop".
WOW, people had thought about this before...
and i discovered there's some real research to be done here.
a forum fella named Erik posted this little diddy, "The Zombie Survival Guide says that the food just collects in the stomach, since the digestive system doesn't function. There was a passage about one zombie being found with 150 pounds of human flesh in his digestive tract." (Erik, 1)


With that being said i guess that is the next book i read after i finish Pride and Prejudice and Zombies and  Eat Love Prey (just kidding i know its Pray; i just thought it'd be funny considering the topic)


Other theorists believe that zombies just fill up with food until they burst. 


My next layer of research is what do humans do when they die? 
Well, my friends, our body relaxes and it all comes out. Ever heard those embarrassing stories of people being found in their pee and feces? I promise this relates! 


So, my theory is FIRST! You must identify the zombie. The first is the "undead" or "reanimated" zombie in the majority of the beginning zombie movies. (Night of the Living Dead.. George Romero kinda stuff...)
Second, we've got the viral zombie which is 28 Days later and Quarantine related.


(Resident Evil can be considered both-but we wont go there.)


Anyway, the undead zombies in my opinion would NOT poop. There might be that initial "oh  i'm dead" poop but as far as a daily or (insert number of poops per day), i doubt there would be any of those. Their body cells are dead, they aren't breathing or processing anything. Honestly, i can't even for sure say they "eat". Plus, half of the time their intestines are hanging out so those clearly aren't working. 


Viral zombies def poop! They are humans that are alive that have become "crazed" as Michelle Rodriquez's character in Resident Evil puts it. They've got "the itch" for brainz, blood or they are just straight up hungry. They might not be responsive but they still have functioning body organs (at least to my knowledge, there are situations where the "virus" burns up their systems..but i'm not going there) Either way, i think viral zombies poop, they just don't realize it like sane people do. They probably are like babies and just go, i can't imagine them just hopping a squat on an abandon home's toilet to take the time to poop. 
No time for that, brainz!

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i'm sorry i've taken up so much of your time, hopefully this either made you realized you hadn't pooped today, or made you laugh. Either or is fine :)